A learner, not an expert.

ABOUT

"A true force of nature."

-Kristen Wiig, in a dream I had once

"Did it load? Damn. Sorry, guys."

-Squarespace, probably

"Zero stars."

-My Ex Boyfriend, Kevin.

"You’re crushing it like some sort of freak beast or something"

-ACD on the second week of my new job

"Girl you look delicious! Lemme lick that chubby face ya 'lil cream puff!"

-A homeless man outside of a Ross Dress For Less

"I mean, I wouldn’t do it. But go for it."

-My husband, when I told him about this idea